McSweeney's

A few articles I liked at McSweeneys.

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Don't open this link if you love music. Rather, don't open it if you love music and have anything else to do today. They are not all great but a few are.

This is actually a litmus test designed to see if you are a big lame poser. If you claim to find it funny then you are trying to impress somebody and its highly likely that you got a Masters degree in a subject you didn't actually understand because you were fundamentally unskilled and afraid to go into the world and get a real job.