The Allegory of the Elevator

The Allegory of the Elevator

I have thought a lot about this and this is my best shot at describing the national character of the 4 countries I work in.

I am walking through the lobby toward the elevator.  There is one man in the elevator who clearly sees me approaching.  In each case they will let the doors close making no attempt to hold the door.

The Finnish guy hides and pretends not to see me.

The Swede stares right at me, emotionless.

The Norwegian smiles, seems hopeful but makes no effort.

The Dane smiles, flips me off and then waves as the doors close.